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Apology by MikeJoe
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"I'm sorry, Harper, but it's probably best for us if we're
not
intimate."
"Yeah, OK Rom Doll."
"Besides, I feel very strongly that your first sexual
experience
should be with another human being."
"WHAT!? Uh Rommie .... Uh, what makes you -- "
"Harper. Please. How could I *not* have known?"
"Oh, brother."