TITLE: "I Don't Know Much About Art ..... "
AUTHOR: Michael J. Gallagher/MikeJoe/MikeJaffa
DISCLAIMER: I do not own ANDROMEDA or its characters, so the only reason to sue me would be for what I could come up with at 3 AM.
ARCHIVE: Mandy, Maigrey, and Merc, it's yours. Anyone else, ask first!
SETTING: Anytime during S1-4.
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As far as Dylan could tell, the canvas on the wall in front of him was completely blank. But to be sure, he cocked his head to the right. Blank. To the left. Blank. Not just white, but not a hint of paint on it. In a word, blank.
Just like all the other canvases at the special exhibition.
He directed his attention to Harper and Rommie, who stood next to him. "And this is the prime minister's favorite artist?" he asked.
"Mmm-hmmm," Rommie said.
"And she's hot, too," Harper added.
"And the prime minister is not just a fan, but her patron," Rommie went on. "It would go a long way to getting us in the minister's good graces to compliment her work."
"Compliment it," Dylan said, pinching the bridge of his nose. "This is the dumbest thing I've seen since I caught the two of you playing strip chess."
"And I woulda won if you hadn't interrupted us," Harper said.
Rommie snorted.
"Yes, well, be that as it may," Dylan said, "let's go grease some palms and press some flesh. Metaphorically speaking," he added quickly.
THE END (of me if anyone reads this!)