Wow! It's the index page!

Soooooo... Why don't I tell j00 a little about Cheese Land? Cheese land, a cheesy land! Ummm... with cheese. It is repeatedly eaten by a cheese monster that is allergic to cheese but eats cheese anyway, and is always thrown up shortly after. So that goes to show that eating cheese when you are allergic to cheese can't be very good for your health. But if you aren't the cheese monsterthat is allergic to cheese but eats cheese anyway, then eat cheese to your heart's content. Unless you are the cheese monster that is allergic to cheese but eats cheese anyway. If you are the cheese monster that eats cheese but is allergic to cheese anyway, then sausage slippers are the way to go. But since you never know where those sausage slippers have been, that would probably make you throw up too... I guess you're better off starving to death. Too bad, so sad, but no one cares. So shoo! XP

Why don't I put some extra space here so that the ad at the bottom doesn't look like it's squishing the poor little text to the top of the page. Okay? Okay. Wheeeeee! Wait a second... That's not an ad! It's a... thing.... which is not really an ad. Ummm... 'kay. Wait, it is an ad! Sort of. But it's not all flashy and annoying and stuff. And that's a good thing! ... Or... is it an ad?

Hmmmmmm... I sure hope Kimz0r doesn't mind me putting the Bob piccy here without permission and making it link to zee squid! >.>...<.<...

Lookit! A Flash-type button... thing. I wonder if it works. It had better work, because I spent a bleep-load of time trying to get the thing to actually do something when you click on it. Ph33r m4h 4nn0`/1ng bu++0n!111!11!1!1!